WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN
|I blame all my dumb friends who I love and have to follow on tumbler to see what's going on.|
|Judge:||Ah, you're up.|
|Zacharie:||*groan* In a manner of speaking.|
|Judge:||Well, you'll be pleased to gain the information that the impromptu celebration was a smashing success. Or at least it was for me in the sense I found the event quite amusing, and you whilst you were inebriated off your hind quarters due to said level of impaired judgement.|
|Zacharie:||I'm going to assume through my migraine that was a compliment and be thankful, considering I feel like I was kicked in the head with a cow. *flumps into a chair* *glances around* ...Mm? Where's our dear Player? I thought she was staying over the night for the next week.|
|Zacharie:||...oh no. *sigh* Fine, fine; what did I say?|
|Judge:||Well, most of it was in your native tounge, but in english you practically proposed. It was quite entertaining.|
|Zacharie:||*groan* Tell me you're not serious.|
|Judge:||Oh but I am; "Ma belle, you are the stars and the sun to me."|
|Judge:||"You are the smoke in my lungs, and without you I would not be able to breathe."|
|Zacharie:||Slander and character asassaination.|
|Judge:||"I love you more than life itself."|
|Zacharie:||Oh for the love of-- I most certainly do not. She helped end the world for pity's sake!|
|Judge:||Is that so? Strange for someone who calls her Ma Belle even when not drowning in alcoholic beverages.|
|Zacharie:||*frustrated sigh* I've said this before, she's a lovely PERSON, but she's not-- *huff* Ah, whatever. What else?|
|Judge:||Well, like I said, the rest of it was in your native tounge, so she has no idea what else passed your slurring tounge.|
|Zacharie:||...mm. That's goo-- wait. ...Pablo, you do realize she learned french, right?|
|Judge:||Oh. So she did. *grin* Well you will be very UNpleased to know that you were rather ungentlemanly and lewd in your native language and she logged out most likely to unfluster and avoid you until she is sure you are back to normal. In short; you scared her off, gold star for you.|
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